This is me.

Well, here it is. My first post. I'm sure you're wondering why you should choose to follow me; what's so special about ME? Well, I'm not sure. Other than the universe seems to enjoy joking with me on a regular basis. And most of my life should be a FOX script of some sort. Picture it- my house- two days ago (thanks Sophia.) I had just gotten home from a TRX workout and my legs felt like jello. I went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, and silently thought to myself that there was no way I could get up. I was tired and cranky and full of self doubt from a less than stellar workout. But when you need proven wrong- just put it out into the universe. She'll help you out. In this instance, she sent a maybe a half inch GIANT, black, hairy and surprisingly fast spider to come caterwauling over the side of my sink cabinet, presumably to attack my phone as I set it down. I shrieked loud enough to send my "vicious" pit bulls running for the hills (thanks for protecting me, ladies) and low and behold was able to immediately fling myself into the upright position. While I piddled on my leg. And the spider disappeared along his merry way, probably going to help another hapless soul who had self doubt on their locomotive abilities.  So I stood there frozen for a minute, and contemplated what to do. And then I laughed. There was nothing else I could do. I was in the middle of a horrible day, with a horrible mindset, and now I'm screaming in the bathroom with my slightly damp pants at my ankles. I laughed so long and hard that the dogs came back to peer at me around the corner and try to judge my sanity. Not that there's really any left.

So there you have it. Why follow me? Because you know you want to.